Hugh Beaumont

“Listen Taco, we never should have got together.  I’m sorry.  Its over.”

Head shot in a intergalactic space diner.

“This isn’t over detective.  The streets are gonna run yellow with YOLK!  You hear me?  YOLK!”

Terrible poster in a Dentist’s office.

I looked out the window and an army of barber shop quartet singers were coming straight at me!

This straw feels really awkward.  

From the cutting room floor at Hallmark, the failed Valentines Day / Presidents Day combo card.

Pronounced Dee-vor-chay-ed.

Designing Lemons

“Your turn to set up board.  I win five games in a row.  Put pieces on board.  Stupid fish.”